thebankingclanwillsignyourtreaty:

this is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life

thebankingclanwillsignyourtreaty:

this is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life

stoneheartinginthejeditemple:

Anakin skywalker??? nah what a Jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of anakin spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of anakin scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

battleofthebowties:

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

sometimes i miss summer AND THEN THINGS LIKE THESE POP UP

(Source: pythonprincen)

flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

flyfella:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

And people are like “he hates being fit and he can’t wait to get chubby again” lol okay ya’ll get woke

penceyprepofficial:

things you need to know about me:

  • fall out boy
shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(Source: hausofrave)

alexandraerin:

lifewithhimisthis:

samanthabarxx:

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

dannybrito:

new taylor, not mad about it.

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